Me: No baby yet?!? WTF!!
SDD: Dude, tell me about it...I'm willing to do damn near anything to get her out. As long as "anything" includes eating nachos and/or sitting on my ever-growing dumper.
Me: Lol!! I love you:) Are you still working or just sitting on your ever-growing dumper as V trashes your house?
SDD: Still "working" (i.e. sitting on my dumper eating pizza while I pay other people to take care of my kid) I was sad to hear your good news...once M's here I really want to check it out before your pj leaves.
Me: Haha! You're too freaking much:) I'm paying someone to watch the monsters while I sit on my dumper too;) Yeah, you should come before she's done, she's really amazing.
SDD: You've got until summer, right?
Me: Yes, she's staying until the beer tent;) (Where we'll be sloshed)
SDD: I can't wait for beer and sushi to begin! And I'll for sure make it before summertime.
Me: Sushi and beer...come on M!!!
SDD: Mmmmmm. We need a date once this kid evacuates.
Me: Sounds lovely! Evict her!!
Can't wait to meet M...and drink beer and eat sushi;)
Ever-growing dumper(bolded like it's a vocabulary word;))-newest favorite way to describe my ass:) Send me a picture of yours SDD and I'll add it to the post. Come on, please!?!
Although she refuses to send me a picture of her dumper, she compromised with a picture of her bumper.
SDD: I am going to great lengths to hide my dumper these days. I have the worst mom-dumper ever. I could take any pair of jeans and make them look like mom jeans with my pancake-white-girl-flying-saucer-dumper-booty.
She's too much!! :)
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